it's true... bump the chump!It's a tennis game!! *squeals*
"No! Bad! Down boy!!! ... no salad for you... ..-_-.."
Sooooo... I wonder how asians play bump the chump...?
*cues barbie girl music*
... *seriously dark mood dude... like... totally...*grabs pan and smashes blond's face in*
BUT! when the bump the chump day comes (lol... just say it outloud... AHAHA!), just be sure to bring extra strings for the racket... remember, the asians "play" hard....
AHAHA!! Screw comedy!! i can crack myself up and throw tomatos at me at the same time!! (easy clean up... thanks mirror!) XD
.... silence... do you here it?
"what?"
here it?
"huh?"
HERE it?!
"wtf"
yeah... i though so...
*story ends*
Yes... that is how dumb my fucking-yet-still-a-virgin school newspaper chief writes... excuse me while i grab my knife and black cape... hit it!
"You can not run,
And you can not hide
Yeah you gotta face it baby
Things go bump in the night
Where ever you run,
And where ever you hide
Yeah you gotta face it baby
Things go bump, bump, bump in the night!"
*screech*car crash*
hold the phone? when did me killing her turn into a porno??????????? NOOOOOOO!!!!
*washes hands*
heeeeeeeheeeee.... i killed her brain when I said:
"hear my thoughts!!!!"
her brain exploded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .... but, my hands touched the knife handle... who knows where that's been!!!
*happily washes hands*
omk!!! i must announce this!!!
i am in the Snow White ballet... my role you ask??
a fucking prancing deer!!!!!!!! A deer!!! and it's a solo!!!
+? just me to shine
-? just me to look like an idiot
anyway... i'm with my dance teacher, and she says: "try this"
i'm thinking... "try what...?" then she shows me... "WTF?" is what i'm thinking, since i'm waving my arms around like a lunatic on pot...
*where's my POT?*
she says, "in case you prance with birds..."
*SNORT!*
okay... just hearing the words "you prance" made me tinkle... on the inside and out!!! but then she added "with birds".... Birds??? when the fuck does a bird prance??????? and why the hell would a deer hang with a bird??? dude... when the hell did bambi invade snow white? disney has issues, but my dance teacher made me die laughing... oh god, my life is so backwards...
...lmao... i just got an e-mail... this asian dude said "okay, let me have a look"
i was like... "a look at what??????????????"
lol... i like my funny mind images... they're... 2-D o.O
*beams* i know, i know! *all proud* i just upgraded!
soooooooo... here's awesomeness:
quote:
"Reading: porn
Watching: porn
Playing: porn
Eating: po- erhh ... potatoes"
*group of guys huddling together...*
"eat the lemon.... eat the lemon.... eat the LEMON!.... NOOOOOOOO!!!! OUR BANANAS!!!"
"lick the orange... lick the orange.... lick the ORANGE..................................... NOT OUR CORN!!! Ooooo... tingles..."
yankee doodle went to town, humping a hot asian... stuck a nickle in his pack and...... O.o nothing rhymes with asian...?
what do you call a guy's dick?
the key club
"and may the grace of his penis club away the legs and unlock the other's freedom juices..."
gross... excuse me while i brush my teeth... and my toes O.o
okay... *pokes cheek*
ja ne!! *thinks of jae*talks to self..."i wonder if jaejoong and yunho play tennis...?"... mwahaha*
Astonished
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"-Witnessed love as herself in the arms of another,
She felt it quake with his absence
and touched the tears she shed in sadness,"
Thanks for reading and wish you a nice day .
-Elsy-
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Everybody have the right to lie .
AISHITERU, ONEECHAN!!!!!!
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What more do you really need? ---> [link] <---
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From "Art & Fear" talking about artists who break away...
"Nature places a simple constraint on those who leave the flock to go their own way: they get eaten."
O_O
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Everybody have the right to lie .
I'm a friend of Kaylee, and just wanted to thank you for taking such good care of her and being a friend in REAL life, not only in cyber-space...
She tells me you're like a sister to her, and I'm glad!
Wait...would that make us siblings too? She calls me nii-san...
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[link] EXTREMELY fascinating!!! TRY IT OUT!!!
Gay and proud of it!!
Go here, go here! It's the cutest picture EVER! -->[link]
but, how do you get called nii-san if she doesn't even know you...
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"Some people may look beautiful on the outside, but on the inside they are truely ugly!"
... You know what I say to that? ...
...What the fuck are you people looking for? An adorable pancreus?? I cute fluffy bladder?? ...
... dumbasses ...
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[link] EXTREMELY fascinating!!! TRY IT OUT!!!
Gay and proud of it!!
Go here, go here! It's the cutest picture EVER! -->[link]
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"Some people may look beautiful on the outside, but on the inside they are truely ugly!"
... You know what I say to that? ...
...What the fuck are you people looking for? An adorable pancreus?? I cute fluffy bladder?? ...
... dumbasses ...
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